Tahiti Joe’s Buttplug Relief Extra Hot Sauce 147ml

OK. So you’re constipated, big deal. You don’t want to take that nasty OTC medicine. Who says that you have to?

Tahiti Joe’s Buttplug Relief Extra Hot Sauce is the best stool softener to hit the market in the new millennium. If your Bowels are not on the move, Buttplug Relief Extra Hot Sauce will make them flow like a river after a dam broke. So save your chilli ass and down a bottle of Buttplug Relief today.

P.S. Possible side effects, if you bend over to pick up the bottle, you might feel a slight anal intrusion.

Ingredients: Aged Red Peppers, Vinegar, Worcestershire, Habanero Peppers, Concentrated Vegetable Juice, Honey, Clam Juice, Fresh Onions, Parmesan Cheese, Fresh Garlic in Water, Carrots, Cilantro, Spices, and Tic Gum.